Grow up, man

By Mud - 11/06/2026 00:00 - United States - Secaucus

Today, I called the guy who's been ghosting me after our date and demanded answers. He said, "All you wanted to talk about on our date was heavy shit, my career, my family, my past relationships. It didn't feel like a date, it felt like an interview." Of course! I wanted to know if our goals match! I'm 35, not a teen! FML
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DLBL 21

One date, and you "Demanded answers"? You are a LOT.

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SAgirl 20

Your last 2 sentences give you away that it was infact an interview.

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DLBL 21

One date, and you "Demanded answers"? You are a LOT.

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copalolita 16

I’m gonna hold your hand gently: if you feel the need to chase someone for answers, they’re not your person to begin with. If they ghosted you, they did you a favor. It’s the trash taking itself out. You’ll meet someone who you don’t have to chase or beg for answers.

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SAgirl 20

Your last 2 sentences give you away that it was infact an interview.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition on a date!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I get wanting a partner who has their shit together (or is working towards that), but come on, you did the absolute most by asking him all that on a FIRST DATE.

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rpy13 12

You sound exhausting, can you not wait a few dates before getting into this shit!?!? I’d ghost you too.

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