Group Chat Struggles By FML Videos - 05/09/2018 19:30 Bzz bzz bitch! agreeclassic 303 vote type 1 93 Share Tweet Share
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML agreeclassic 50 952 vote type 1 5 574
Today, my state decriminalized small amounts of every hard drug you can name. Heroin, LSD, cocaine, you name it. I'm a recovering addict. I moved to Oregon to get away from the big city and drugs and take in nature. No I didn't. I knew this would happen. I'm screwed. FML agreeclassic 924 vote type 1 1 176
Today, my now ex-boyfriend informed me that he is cheating on me with our neighbor, again. I wasn't aware that he cheated on me the first time. FML agreeclassic 24 958 vote type 1 1 917
Today, my sister was so bored during the lockdown that she let me attempt to cook an omelette without turning the stove on, just so she had something amusing to watch. FML agreeclassic 742 vote type 1 1 341
Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML agreeclassic 1 073 vote type 1 557
Ha ! That’s me when my girlfriend used to say “we need to talk”