Intimacy: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By Madeline Lee - 09/04/2012 21:34 - France - Pessac

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying, "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

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Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:49

They're just trying to fill all your empty holes.

AlexRen 21

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:48

Look on the bright side at least the vegetable can't get you pregnant.

Comments

Angelous505 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 8:25

84- sounds like an Adult Swim game to me haha

XanderJayNix 17

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:25

Because being #1 wasn't good enough?

ClaremoreZebra 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:28

I don't know man, I think it'd be pretty funny dressing up as a nun while drinking and running around scaring people.

deliriousbasil 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:32

No worries, OP is French...

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 12:26

HAWT

Crazberry 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 13:30

Lol some of the comments are as funny as the fml. I'm sorry OP, I know being dumped sucked but if he dumped you then he wasn't worth it in the first place. You'll be fine :)