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Good girl

By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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Peach3 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

That awkward moment when you realize your dog is smarter than you...

kingsley_fml 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

What a bitch.

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bazookajoey 27

Saturday 21 December 2013 21:35

Smart dog you got OP!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 30 January 2014 17:42

Guilt trip-dog 1 OP 0 If you just keep going most likely it will keep up...

checkurselfxxx 11

Friday 11 April 2014 9:59

that is pretty adorable I must say. :)

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 27 June 2014 19:07

Your dog must be really smart!

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