Dogs, Awkward and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By Ugh - 16/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

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bpdlr 0

Monday 16 February 2009 10:57

they say dogs look like their owners, but wtf?

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Monday 16 February 2009 16:17

okay next time, send a picture of your dog alone. i'm really curious now.

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mrf07960 0

Monday 17 October 2011 3:42

Same!

Tommay186 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 8:10

Owned!

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Wednesday 23 April 2014 14:17

Maybe your dog is adorable and they wanted to vote for them?

Sakuraashita 15

Saturday 28 June 2014 1:08

Maybe they get a lot of dogs posting pictures of them with their owners? Lol!

dreadlocmask 15

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:22

Ouch

AletheDefender 15

Saturday 25 July 2015 14:08

jbb

Yastafari 16

Friday 16 October 2015 0:04

Lmao not gonna lie. This is hilarious lol

kalashnikobe 2

Sunday 6 March 2016 18:07

ilanie04 16

Saturday 23 April 2016 17:06

it must've registered 2 faces. calm yourself

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