Thief and Transportation: Get back here! - FML

Get back here!

By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

p0kegeek 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:31

Look on the bright side. If he uses your credit cards, you can meet up with him when he's arrested.

Lisimal 7

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

The acts of seduction...

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DarkKnight540 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:54

ouch

mannix_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:50

What a dick!

platypuscatrat 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:02

YDI for being ugly as sin.

frannytrois64 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:13

OOOOOOH snaps! Hunt that bitch down!

Deenz 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 9:24

YDI for being fugly.

livelifetodeathx 0

Friday 9 October 2009 19:59

What a douche.

monkeybanana 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:39

does anybody else wonder how people can just bump into other people and take there wallets without them noticing completely what just happened?

OriginalPooh01 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:14

Jay move!!

Phyre24 17

Friday 18 November 2011 2:36

He is SMOOTH! Thats like something out of a movie!

Chixken 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:31

At least he was cute (:

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