Geek and Delivery: Geeking out

Geeking out

By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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Friday 20 January 2017 9:38

It's ok. Most guys are pretty cool watching girls kissing boxes. ;)

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Friday 20 January 2017 9:48

That is definitely a new level of excitement!!

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Delial 14

Tuesday 24 January 2017 15:36

You probably just made his day!

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Wednesday 19 April 2017 17:34

Pic or it didn't happen

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