Love, Health and Awkward: Fuzzy logic

Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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Sunday 8 September 2024 4:50

Have you heard about trans males? There are also trans females who definitely were males at birth. You can't change your chromosomes, but you can change your gender and make that beard work for you.

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Plcx 8

Sunday 8 September 2024 0:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Yudith 25

Sunday 8 September 2024 4:50

Have you heard about trans males? There are also trans females who definitely were males at birth. You can't change your chromosomes, but you can change your gender and make that beard work for you.