Work, Allergies and AITA: **** me, I guess!

**** me, I guess!

By Onionallergy - 09/03/2025 07:00 - Canada

Today, one of my clients fired me from my cleaning job, all because I had to cancel last minute after I had to drive myself to the hospital with a severe allergic reaction. She screamed at me until I hung up on her. She's my aunt and godmother. FML

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Monday 10 March 2025 23:36

Good thing you don’t have to worry about being raised by her.

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Monday 10 March 2025 23:36

Good thing you don’t have to worry about being raised by her.

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