Cold weather, Injury and Work: Frostbite

Frostbite

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

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Monday 22 November 2010 0:40

Next time you're cold, try sticking your head in the oven.

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Monday 22 November 2010 0:10

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hunter_star 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:08

Dumb ass

minimii 11

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:01

idiot

GreekYogurt 26

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:09

Ooh burn!

jimluminaye 17

Friday 6 November 2015 18:09

Natural selection at its finest.

katmstein 18

Sunday 4 February 2018 4:20

I've done that a hundred times. burning, not trying to warm myself. you could try wearing several layers or hold a hot cup of water.

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