Freakout

By Brie - 29/05/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
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well, at least then the shark would definantly not want to eat you. you'd taste like shit

Cooking_Boy 0

Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

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Sharks have a very sensitive sense of smell, they all know what you did and miles away one asked, "hey who shit?"

i would have loved to be in a shark tank!! i wouldnt shit myself you ******* coward

I don't know what to say to that haha

America, **** yeah. Coming again to save the mother ******' day yeah

wow im only 13 and i swim with sharks without the cage...

omg youre so cooool!!! how can one be cool like you?! please teach us!! ps: nobody gives a shit, stfu dumbass

You're 13, you have a picture of yourself flipping off the world while making an extremely idiotic face, and you enjoy bragging over the Internet. If you were any cooler I think we would all explode!!!

That's definitely not the chum that sharks are attracted to

paradiseisland01 0

that would have happened to me also , I hate sharks also . so please don't feel badly..