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FML Uncensored

By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

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By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

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Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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texashater75 16

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:57

That blows.

rosie981 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:54

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard.....

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Tragichero92 12

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:43

Fack

eeoc777 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 21:48

Haha, he's the new Neil Prenderville!

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:59

Any of the morons on the train figure to call security?

Tragichero92 12

Thursday 9 August 2012 18:31

Fack !!!!

Fellsnows 5

Friday 10 August 2012 4:56

Surprise!

crzy4crz 2

Saturday 8 December 2012 19:11

Desperate as ****

allyboss78 16

Tuesday 1 August 2017 2:22

Was it Steve Bannon?

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Tuesday 1 August 2017 2:43

Was it Steve Bannon ??

Nathan Wolf 6

Tuesday 1 August 2017 3:44

Disgusting

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 August 2017 4:06

You should have taken video. If he fails, send it to AFV. If he succeeds, send it to a **** site.

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