FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 419 You deserved it 165 Share Tweet Share
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 264 You deserved it 19 211
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 97 009 You deserved it 252 161
Today, after finishing a two-day course for work, I was informed that the days used will either be unpaid or used up as holidays, as it was for improvement of myself and not the company. They put me on the course without my knowledge until the weekend before. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 244 You deserved it 801
Today, my allergies flared up and I started sneezing. I guess my girlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit and started telling me how annoying I am and how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out and won't answer my calls. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 033 You deserved it 3 329
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 839 You deserved it 6 298
Today, I was sitting at home when the police knocked on my door. They came inside, sat me down and told me that both my parents died in a car crash tonight. I started to cry, but about 10 minutes later, I find out they had the wrong person. I feel bad for the other guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 846 You deserved it 130
Today, one of my clients called me, saying that he received my email. When I asked what I could do for him, he replied, “Well, what does the email say?” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 319 You deserved it 200
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML I agree, your life sucks 136 You deserved it 936
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!