Flirting Advice: Breaking the Ice - FML

Flirting Advice: Breaking the Ice

By FML Approved - 27/09/2017 21:00 - United States - New York

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Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 28 September 2017 3:07

I'm betting he was one of those kids that would burn his hand on a hot pan, and then try again a few minutes later to see if it was still hot.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 28 September 2017 3:07

I'm betting he was one of those kids that would burn his hand on a hot pan, and then try again a few minutes later to see if it was still hot.

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Today, people say grandchildren are a blessing, well not ours. Our grandson is only 6 but he’s the nastiest human I’ve ever encountered, and I legitimately think it would have been better if our daughter never had him. Unpopular opinion maybe, but spend one afternoon with him, I dare you. FML

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Today, while at a party, my extremely drunk crush came up to me and told me she had a crush on me. She then wanted to have sex with me while drunk, but since she was under the influence, I didn't. Later, when I told her about it, she say denied the fact that she likes me. FML

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Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML

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Today, I'm supposed to hand in my Master's thesis. I only very vaguely remember my enthusiasm of six months ago, but remember clearly that - this time - I was planning to start in time and avoid last-minute stress. Seeing the sun come up at 5 a.m. tells me that it was a tad too optimistic. Just ten more hours to go… FML

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Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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