Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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amypr 20

Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.

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luvmyfamof4 4

the movie bridesmaids comes to mind. take some imodium and good luck.

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WillN210 7

I don't think diapers can be seen through wedding dresses

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skyttlz 32

But they can be smelled

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kayneriah 3

Lmfao bridesmaids, " oh no I'm ******** in the street". Haha or the sink, "Don't look at me"! Hope all goes well!

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SexyMexi21 23

part 1 : congratulations! part 2 : sucks... eat a lot of fiber such as oatmeal and it should block you up hope it goes better!

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anurakhond 11

im pretty sure there is over the counter medicine for this

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captainsmegma 12

You need a fleet enema. Flush that hole out good before the wedding. Problem solved! !

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Fiori4 20

Oh please! OP, please let us know how it turned out! Hopefully it was all well though!

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Fuzy2K 7

"Here comes the bride... Wait, never mind..."

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