Work, Mental health and Cats: Feline support - FML

Feline support

By Chrissi - 23/11/2023 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, in what was probably a freudian slip, I 'accidentally' sent my boss a text message meant for my therapist, containing an elaborate plan to sneak my cat into the office as my "emotional support animal." My boss replied with a simple "Denied." My dreams of a feline-fueled workspace shattered. FML

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Today, I’ve been looking for a new job for a while now, after being at my current job for 6 years. I was offered an interview for a job I was really excited about. I went to text my boyfriend about the job interview and ended up sending the text to my boss instead. I guess the cat's out of the bag. FML

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Today, I secretly took a day off work, since I had to use up my vacation, and wanted a "me day." My wife called, and I was ready to pretend to be at work. Too bad the cat decided to come up behind me and meow loudly, alerting my wife that I was home. She's pissed. FML

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HouseOfM 8

Monday 27 November 2023 3:50

How old are you? You might expect to hear a kid sneaking a pet into a classroom in kindergarten, not an adult working in an office.

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HouseOfM 8

Monday 27 November 2023 3:50

How old are you? You might expect to hear a kid sneaking a pet into a classroom in kindergarten, not an adult working in an office.

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