Work, Food, Annoying and Relatable: Feed me

Feed me

By hangry - 24/09/2026 15:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after I packed my lunch last night and put it in the fridge, I grabbed my bag and left for work. At lunchtime, I opened it and found an empty container. I'd packed the container but left the food in the fridge. FML

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Zebediabolical 43

Friday 25 September 2026 11:23

You know you can put the food container in the bag and put the bag in the fridge, right?

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Zebediabolical 43

Friday 25 September 2026 11:23

You know you can put the food container in the bag and put the bag in the fridge, right?

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