Transportation, Embarrassing, Family and Neighbours: Farmville

Farmville

By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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MichaelT17 9

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Thug life

grahambertus 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

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MichaelT17 9

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Thug life

jessi_sunshine 26

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:03

He didn't CHOOSE the thug life... ...the thug life chose him.

TrueTriage 16

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:07

I never chose the redneck life. My uncle handed me a beer turned on Lynyrd Skynyrd and it was down hill from there. On his tractor

chabelo 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 11:32

looks like someone took the song "she cranks my tractor " too serious

jonathan_kraft 14

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:49

Just a great american

grahambertus 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

MichaelT17 9

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:42

Lol

chinagirl3343 8

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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grahambertus 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:05

You can be both.

apache316 6

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:53

I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice

alstbv12 13

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:32

We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside no matter where you from you just can't hide it, when the band starts bangin and the fiddle saws you can't help but hollerin, yee haw!