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Family secrets

By periipatetic - 21/01/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my father found out that his estranged dad wasn't in jail for driving into a bus lane of people. He just divorced his mum, moved to Kent, and started a new family. FML

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Monday 27 January 2025 0:14

What the hell is/was wrong with your grandma? Who lies to their kids and claims the other parent murdered people when all they did was divorce?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 27 January 2025 0:14

What the hell is/was wrong with your grandma? Who lies to their kids and claims the other parent murdered people when all they did was divorce?

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