Fake News

By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 23:01

Today, I’m not sure what to call it, but I think I just got COVID-SWATted when a bunch of police turned up to my house after someone told them I was partying with over 50 people, breaking social distancing. In a one-bed flat, with barely enough room for 3 people to sit down at the same time. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Probably someone who wasn't invited to the party.

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Marcella1016 31

You might even call it an acute case of being obtuse. Sorry I realize I don’t really fit in. I guess because I’m pretty square. And now I’m going off on a tangent. Let’s circle back on this tomorrow.

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RichardPencil 30

Having 50 people in a one-bedroom "flat" is a super-spreader event! You shouldn't be doing that.

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Bogrbon 27

I believe he's saying that the very idea he had 50 people there is ridiculous as even 3 wouldn't fit.

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kfchicken 31

I believe the original comment is 100% sarcasm

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Marcella1016 31

You might even call it an acute case of being obtuse. Sorry I realize I don’t really fit in. I guess because I’m pretty square. And now I’m going off on a tangent. Let’s circle back on this tomorrow.

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RichardPencil 30

You might be... ...wait on it... ...right. If you laughed at that, it's a sine you may be irrational.

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Marcella1016 31

Hmm I guess I’ll cosine that statement... It was a little derivative but it seemed to add up.

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RichardPencil 30

This punning is spiraling way more than normal -- I might end up in L'Hopital!

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noporn4u 9

This whole story arc is a slippery slope.

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raven_of_azarath 34

I’m living for the these puns right now lmao

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genuinegoodguy 9

So someone is stirring it. Do you know who?

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RichardPencil 30

Probably someone who wasn't invited to the party.

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