Intimacy: Exchanged - FML

Exchanged

By jadkins - 06/07/2009 19:33 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

FacePALM24 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:21

Who proposes over the phone, especially when she's in another country?

swagmonkey 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:07

Did you KNOW she had a boyfriend? If so, you deserve it, but otherwise FYL.

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S_T_F_U 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:45

I bet she told him yea nd continued to **** him anyways!

someguy1490 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:43

wow, she accept?

cinnomonroll 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 5:47

why was she with u if she had a boyfriend? that's just wrong!

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 9 August 2010 20:44

sux bro/

CaptSkippy 9

Tuesday 16 November 2010 12:59

Croatia FTW hell yes I'm like half Croat :D

bassplayer27 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:41

FAAAAAALLCOLN PUNCH!!!!

daffyduckdd 2

Monday 17 January 2011 15:12

who proposes over the phone??

Alexandria928 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 6:12

Hahh, that marriage wont last long.

Briannaford 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:08

who asks someone to marry them via phone??

drenuf 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:53

I agree, f her boyfriends life is k

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