Love, Health and Gross: Ewwwwwww

Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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Friday 18 February 2011 11:50

As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.

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Oh my.. *shudders* *shudders again* Brr. Yuck.

Comments

Flocka_23 14

Monday 26 September 2011 6:27

Your girlfriend is gross

WhatIsSanity 2

Monday 19 December 2011 11:19

thats disgusting... get a new girlfriend.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:33

That's some nasty ass shit. She'd be my ex real quick for that, might even dot her eye.

claiiire_fml 17

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:52

That's disgusting.

kimono_fml 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 20:43

Need a new gf for sure, that's sick

monique8axel 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:30

Leave that bitch ewww..... >.

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:51

Ewww

LizzJizz 16

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:38

Now that's some raunchy shit right there

smithv171 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 4:53

that's disgusting. but if u knew she was, why didn't you push her away.. ?

cccccccchrissss 4

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