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Etiquette

By FootFlakes - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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tacojauns 45

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:36

At least she's not eating them?

liv_graham 7

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:34

buy her a pumice stone and a garbage can

Comments

whY402Jay 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:07

As I have told many souls before, "most people never grow up, they just get older," because we carry a lot of weird baggage around.

DCHCA 1

Wednesday 10 April 2013 23:58

How grosse.....she needs help

StayatHomeSon 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 2:34

That's disgusting

ev831 2

Thursday 11 April 2013 6:34

YDI because you're still with her.

TheBrochure 22

Thursday 11 April 2013 7:31

Yes! And I got mine to vacuum the trunk of my car while driving!

maplehax 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 13:42

This reminds me of one of my friends, who likes to eat dead skin / scabs off the bottom of his foot. My friends and I actually got a picture of him biting it: http://i.imgur.com/db8DleR.jpg

yzzami 17

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:57

Ugh. Foot flakes are nasty

gracefs 11

Saturday 15 March 2014 17:03

This made me dry heave considerably.

graciehowells 7

Saturday 11 October 2014 17:55

Eeeewwwww

aimbug 42

Thursday 8 October 2015 3:46

That is gross

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