Love, Weird, Awkward and Parents: Dude, what are you doing? - FML

Dude, what are you doing?

By deadman - 16/08/2013 01:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML

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mzrobinson 13

Friday 16 August 2013 8:47

Your mom kisses you on the lips? O.O

mydadpulledout 17

Friday 16 August 2013 8:46

Freudian slip! Just with actions, a bit more creepy.

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DFresh503 8

Friday 16 August 2013 23:06

Oedipus, is that you?

maddienoelle 13

Friday 16 August 2013 23:31

I feel awkward just reading this

hurley12 30

Friday 16 August 2013 23:53

Oh god.

starsfan326 12

Saturday 17 August 2013 0:51

Dude why are you kissing your mom on the lips?

PandaLove16 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:27

How old are you? You still kiss your mom on the lips? That's creepy

paparoachgirl 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 11:09

welcome home, Oedipus.

Reesienpiper 4

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:06

You from Tennessee or Arkansas?

aflooo 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:21

It's really cute when guys kiss their moms on the forehead or something, THAT'S 'mommas boy' cuteness. But kissing their mom on the lips? Awk.

vballgirl3 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 17:20

Omg I'm dying to funny

SJParker 13

Wednesday 21 August 2013 11:09

Slow down there, Oedipus!

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