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Dude, gross!

By utensils123 - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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blaaaaakely 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:02

crabs for dinner

thrice324 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:03

Use his toothbrush as a *****.

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TheEntertainer89 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:11

Hey guys, don't knock it til you try it. Times are hard and people are having to cut back. Everything has more than one purpose nowadays. You see a cheese grater, he may see an exfoliator. You see a spatula, he sees a back scratcher. I personally think we should all applaud this young man's ability to be creative and think outside the box. Congrat's on having a genius for a brother.

Xxdinoponyxx 5

Monday 3 March 2014 19:44

Oh mah gawd XD

pjfromok 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:15

...what else are they used for?!!? Hey if it works thats all I am saying...

Danielt104 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:29

WTF!!!!!

MelMel1997 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU POOR BASTARD!!!!

seanchai 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:55

Screw crabs, that poor kid must have lobsters...

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:20

does your father, by any chance, clip his toenails with the kitchen scissors?

logand 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:01

use his toothbrush to clean the loo

glasgowsmile 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:18

omg that's disgusting

roadie42 21

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:36

Nom nom nom. STDs are delicious.

pandabear90 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:08

what a disgusting cracker

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