Cars, Accident, Clumsy and Transportation: Driving school dropout

Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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Monday 16 January 2012 8:45

what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.

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Comments

minime2040 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:59

Blame the fence.

claudiahr90 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:45

You got a driveway in your kitchen? That's a huge-ass kitchen.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:31

Maybe u should get a bike AFTER u fix the fence this time....

azzcan 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:01

The same thing happened to me.... Fences jump out at people

RosenT1990 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:06

Perhaps you should re-take the driving test.

sebhowell 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:57

Maybe you should stop driving

neander 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:52

Maybe you should just take the rest of the fence down.

Brak_Spaceman 19

Monday 30 January 2012 20:45

You should learn to stay in the kitchen.

strokesie 23

Wednesday 10 April 2013 16:11

Learn to drive, ydi.

Krystal3408 32

Thursday 8 August 2013 23:28

Maybe you should learn how to pull into your driveway without damage

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