Intimacy, Family and Awkward: Dork

Dork

By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 02:00

Today, my 46 year-old brother-in-law came to visit. He is uniquely gifted. His talent? Behaving like a teenager and sexualising everything. Even my lip blister. FML

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Tuesday 16 March 2021 2:19

Herp-a-derp. Know what I mean? Nudge-nudge, grin-grin, wink-wink. ;)

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Eeish, I feel your pain :(

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 March 2021 2:19

Herp-a-derp. Know what I mean? Nudge-nudge, grin-grin, wink-wink. ;)

ClickClackClive 3

Friday 9 April 2021 7:54

Eeish, I feel your pain :(

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