Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Don't mind me

Don't mind me

By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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Thursday 20 May 2010 12:25

SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....

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Thursday 20 May 2010 12:23

you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?

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truqbic 13

Wednesday 8 October 2014 2:59

How could one not enjoy a screamer

KrazyKatz3 26

Thursday 31 August 2017 20:53

If you get the opportunity to **** a girl shut the **** up. Don't shh someone when you're ******* them. Top way to never get laid again.

millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 2 August 2020 1:23

I'm wondering if you're obnoxiously loud or if he's got a problem.

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Today, while I was at work, the cops were called for a wellness check on me because I'd blocked my bio father for being a pedophile. He'd called them on me, and I'm really embarrassed and upset. FML

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Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML

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Today, I got accused of trying to steal clothes because I was taking so long in the fitting rooms with only a couple of items. I got stuck in one of the shirts I was trying on. FML

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