Gross, Plumbing and Intimacy: Don't flush them

Don't flush them

By failallday - 07/08/2014 09:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML

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I think I would be more disgusted with the used condoms hitting my face, but that's just me

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fluffycatsdad 33

Sunday 22 November 2015 5:28

At least if he's using condoms, he's preventing any equally stupid offspring from being born.

KrazyKatz3 26

Sunday 13 August 2017 17:18

I mean they just tried to flush their condoms right?

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