Disaster Preparedness By FML Videos - 17/09/2018 18:30 In all seriousness, be safe out there guys! agreeclassic 314 vote type 1 160 Share Tweet Share
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML agreeclassic 11 136 vote type 1 33 545
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML agreeclassic 45 016 vote type 1 10 653
Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML agreeclassic 35 116 vote type 1 8 717
Today, I met up with my estranged father for the first time in almost 15 years. I saw him again later, while he was robbing my house. FML agreeclassic 51 839 vote type 1 3 144
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML agreeclassic 43 806 vote type 1 19 882
Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML agreeclassic 40 048 vote type 1 4 601
This is why there is no male version of Mary Poppins