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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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TOP COMMENTS

chris_a7x 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:32

Why didn't you open the file first...?

superxmario91 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:31

Premature parenting.

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hdl1992 3

Monday 29 October 2012 21:50

What an idiot for naming such a file on the computer

pipc 10

Tuesday 30 October 2012 7:00

And you believe him?

Fsvb 32

Friday 2 November 2012 20:43

Your son sounds pretty cool to me. A male, doing research on sexism in movies? Awesome.

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 3 November 2012 19:05

Lol surves u right for having a dirty mind

jayzyone 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 20:42

Well, seems he was right doesn't it.

cdelton22 3

Friday 9 November 2012 4:32

Or... Maybe he said that and he's lying cuz he actually has pictures of *******. Hmmmm.....

jcbinglis 7

Thursday 6 December 2012 5:04

Why do parents care if their sons look at ****. Isn't it better than going and having actual sex.

sweethang26 7

Monday 11 February 2013 6:32

But c'mon...he couldn't think of a better name than that?...

cl4ptp 18

Thursday 14 February 2013 6:35

I think he's lying OP...

samms 5

Monday 22 April 2013 4:46

That's why you don't ******* snoop.

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