Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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That is pathetic. Are u hoping someone reads it and will be impressed?

oklahomaguy 0

Bullshit. Anyone with a ****** has no problem getting humped up on. All you have to do is go up to a guy and offer to suck their nuts off. 1 in 3 will say yes. The other 2 will be pissed that they didn't.

storm1217 5

Today, I found out people still use diaries.

lol32360 0

and you tell the truth to the Internet???

l0rd1r1sh 2

yes i hope op's milk and butter do find out lol

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Did anybody else have a hard time clicking on this?

camba8690 0