Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
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HeyItsCamilo 17

im waiting for him to post"today,i shat myself on a date,on the brightside i think she didn't notice"

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CeejV 15

To be honest, YDI, you could have even been polite, but there was ZERO reason for you to stick around for the whole act.....

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Atmey 5

What should've he said? sorry miss, I have to go, but it's not because of you? You;d still take it wrong.

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blupenguin29 14

Well don't call him out on it, that's just making a bad situation worse.

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Storytime17 7

"My God, somebody put shit in my pants!"

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Hangryko 31

Why are so many men like this? *facepalm*

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DLBL 20

Maybe I am a nitpicker, but I would not sit with Mr. Shittypants for any amount of time, certainly not while eating an entire meal. OP is more polite than I can ever hope to be.

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