Love, Intimacy, Cheating and Sexting: Delete pls - FML

Delete pls

By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my husband sent me a dick pic, then sent a follow up text saying, “Sorry, not meant for you, delete pls”, followed by, “Ignore that, obviously it was meant for you. Love you.” If he’s sending pics to other women, I’m gonna spread his cheeks and jam every golf ball he owns up there. FML

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Familiar

By Looks familiar - 13/08/2024 20:00 - United States

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Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML

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Check this out

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 02:00 - Australia - Buninyong

Spicy

Today, I received a dick pic from my partner, with whom, although taking a ‘break’, we were apparently ‘working on things’. He forgot to remove the Grindr watermark from his pic. FML

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Horny on main

By UnsexyWife - 15/03/2023 20:00

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Today, I sent my husband a bra and panties pic. He simply “Liked” it on iMessage. Yet he always comments, “Beautiful, hot, gorgeous, sexy, etc.” on bikini models he follows on Instagram’s photos, along with lovey dovey emojis. FML

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Are you serious?

By ImNotDumb - 17/04/2022 04:00

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Today, my husband pathetically tried to convince me that his “friend” has his Facebook password, and “hacks” into his account to message another woman using his profile. The dick picture he sent her by text message? His “friend” has his iCloud password and “hacked” it, and sent it himself. Right. FML

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Not funny, man

By ChristinaGee - 30/12/2021 20:00

Spicy

Today, my husband says he wants to file for divorce because he’s tired of me being a “bossy boots.” Apparently, asking him to stop sending a 17 year-old girl dick pics as a “joke” is too much to ask. My tongue is going to fall out from the many times I've had to explain to him why it’s inappropriate. FML

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Snitch

By Elissa - 23/04/2025 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband sent me some flowers while he's away from town on a business trip. The flowers were beautiful enough that I almost forgot the screenshot his best friend had sent me, where my husband bragged that he'd "probably be drowning in dick when she gets the flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By The Soul Of A Damned Queef - 31/01/2015 04:04 - United States - Dublin

Spicy

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML

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By beno - 07/01/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

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By ohyesIfeelspecial - 18/05/2012 16:05 - United States - Portland

Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML

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Underscore_foo 5

Friday 5 July 2024 0:52

Sorry pal, it seems like that picture was for someone else.

1known 31

Friday 5 July 2024 2:08

Not very bright is he?

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Underscore_foo 5

Friday 5 July 2024 0:52

Sorry pal, it seems like that picture was for someone else.

1known 31

Friday 5 July 2024 2:08

Not very bright is he?

jlc82 12

Saturday 6 July 2024 3:51

shove em up his d**k hole instead

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