Love: Dating is hell

Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom - Rugby

Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

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746278Ab 14

Monday 14 July 2014 0:51

I'm sorry but it's better that you find out now rather than later!

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Monday 14 July 2014 0:51

There are plenty more fish in the sea, OP:/

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aktail01 10

Monday 14 July 2014 1:19

Some are pigs just make sure to tell his wife

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 14 July 2014 1:37

Hopefully you didnt let him in your pants

xPrinceofDeathx 5

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:01

THE PICTURE IS ****** PERFECT FOR THAT COMMENT

pjsr 32

Monday 14 July 2014 1:39

He must consider you lovely stepmother material!

KawaiiSushii 8

Monday 14 July 2014 1:43

Sounds like my stepdad. Lol

blazerman_fml 17

Monday 14 July 2014 14:11

Seems like you have a bad relation with him.Here is a free *hug* Sorry I can't be of much help.But I hope things get better :)

lilbillXD 16

Monday 14 July 2014 1:46

hes probably gay

xosxo 3

Monday 14 July 2014 2:03

you should ask him out on a fourth date & tell him to bring his wife along.

q7shium 6

Monday 14 July 2014 10:33

thats a great idea!!

TriggerFinger7 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:47

parist 7

Monday 14 July 2014 2:26

He probably thought that's more of a second date topic!

Axipiter 24

Monday 14 July 2014 5:12

... Do people even read anymore?

q7shium 6

Monday 14 July 2014 10:34

no thats for old people and librarians

Wyrelia 8

Monday 14 July 2014 2:52

Sorry, OP. But tell his wife - I'd do that. Douche bags should not exist in this world.

fatkidfalling 11

Monday 14 July 2014 3:08

Maybe he's a wedding photographer?!?!?! Lol

ThepurpleCow 19

Monday 14 July 2014 3:23

Get married to his sister. Beat the little bastard up inside.

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