Money, Family and Dance: Dancing Queen - FML

Dancing Queen

By now what? - 09/05/2021 23:59

Today, after my dad told me to sign my daughter up for expensive dance lessons as a birthday present, and she was ecstatic and very dedicated, I asked him for the payment for this month. He replied, "Oh, she wanted more than one lesson?" Now she won’t stop crying and I have no way to pay. FML

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inthesticks 19

Monday 10 May 2021 5:22

Grandpa thought it was a one-time thing??

emmalou 19

Tuesday 11 May 2021 7:58

How is this not brought up when he suggested you put her in expensive classes

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inthesticks 19

Monday 10 May 2021 5:22

Grandpa thought it was a one-time thing??

emmalou 19

Tuesday 11 May 2021 7:58

How is this not brought up when he suggested you put her in expensive classes

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