Sex, Creepypasta and Intimacy: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

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Quest_ 13

Monday 16 August 2010 12:24

Missing teeth = *********** from heaven.

doink 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:01

That's not a creepy thing to say to a stranger. Not creepy at all...

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Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:43

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Tuesday 17 August 2010 15:01

Bailey's, mmm creamy :D

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 2:44

lmao

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:55

describe speaks the truth.

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