Health and Painful: Creamed

Creamed

By Anonymous - 15/10/2021 02:00

Today, I had a heat rash on my crotch. I asked my mom for cortisone cream. While I was putting it on, it suddenly started burning. It turns out she gave me arthritis cream. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 16 October 2021 0:50

You couldn’t bother reading the tube before you applied it to your junk?

randybryant799 20

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Did you not read the tube?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 October 2021 2:11

That's so Ben-Gay! Did you not read the label or smell the menthol? Caveat tribbidor! (Let the rubber beware.)

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 16 October 2021 0:50

You couldn’t bother reading the tube before you applied it to your junk?

randybryant799 20

Saturday 13 November 2021 22:43

Did you not read the tube?

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