Love, Friends, Weddings and Weird: Copy and paste - FML

Copy and paste

By Ad - 25/09/2026 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my ex friend is having her wedding at the same resort and same venue as me, and I had it secured 9 months before her. Now she’s trying to also use my priest. FML

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angus 17

Saturday 26 September 2026 10:29

Jeez talk about entitlement.

DLBL 21

Friday 25 September 2026 21:02

Are you saying she stole the same TIME of the venue from you? Take that up with the venue. Otherwise, anyone can use the popular venues, sweetheart. Also, you DON'T OWN PRIESTS!

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DLBL 21

Friday 25 September 2026 21:02

Are you saying she stole the same TIME of the venue from you? Take that up with the venue. Otherwise, anyone can use the popular venues, sweetheart. Also, you DON'T OWN PRIESTS!

jlc82 14

Saturday 26 September 2026 3:14

came here to say exactly this. thank you! The entitlement is strong with this one it seems

jlc82 14

Saturday 26 September 2026 3:16

unless her wedding is somehow overlapping and interfering with yours you have no say in the matter get over it and move along

angus 17

Saturday 26 September 2026 10:29

Jeez talk about entitlement.

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