Miscellaneous and Awkward: Confusing

Confusing

By frenchpop1960 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:19

Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

Capybara 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:34

I don't really think it's your fault, although "What's that sound?" might have sufficed.

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TheMan4ChanCan 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:02

hahahaha.

Cjw1220 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:13

I can't believe it's not butter!

alex6946 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:35

Am I the only person that tried to make noises to sound like a dog throwing up?

abrons 0

Friday 14 September 2012 5:57

How is that the first thing at comes to mind?

ToxicMoo33 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:10

Swell.

UltimateBob 11

Monday 9 January 2017 6:00

It's funny if he doesn't have a dog so nothing is sick or potentially hurt, like hearing a fart from a chair or something

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