Awkward and Work: Confused?

Confused?

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

She's an oompa loompa

skata 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

how do you screw that up?

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puppytaco64 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:40

She's a rare breed called the little kid

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:17

Extremely dangerous, kill on sight

afulks78 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:51

Haha nice one bro

hillbillyboy1993 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:05

damn u cute...

afulks78 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:57

Thanks babe.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 22 October 2011 10:04

Did 117 say something pedifileish?

JTthePurpleNinja 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:53

I'm sorry OP but this was the funniest thing I've read In ages ! :D

zebrapattern 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:53

LOLLLLLL WIN

thethatoneguy_21 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:57

Hahaha, speak much?

Vegnas 13

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:59

Puppy :D

closenough 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:05

close enough!

punkin_26 16

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:53

What...are you announcing your arrival or something?

A_Lopes 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:15

Well, you can say bye to that job.

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:26

This made me laugh. Obviously she's an Ewok.

NDiesal10 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:32

How the? Wow. Lmao.

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