Kids, Relatable and Awkward: Coming in last

Coming in last

By coriander - 05/03/2022 00:01

Today, my evil twin sister was preparing for her prom. When I saw her trying on her dress, she looked at me and said, “First to get a boyfriend, a prom date, and into college. Maybe you’ll die first?” FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 March 2022 1:57

Why aren't you going to the prom, Cinderella? Try to steal her boyfriend by offering him freaky sex shit. Remember the words of ZZTop: "I got a gal who lives on the hill, she won't do it but her sister will."

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"Not if you keep flapping your gums like that, b*tch."

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 March 2022 1:57

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:04

"Not if you keep flapping your gums like that, b*tch."

Bonniibiik 6

Saturday 5 March 2022 20:03

You don’t need a date to go to prom. Life isn’t a competition. Happiness is about being content not winning. Do not compare your life or path with others. You’re doing great.