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By WoofWoof - 27/09/2020 14:01 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML

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Sunday 27 September 2020 15:25

maybe limit seeing her to non public areas until she matures.....

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you are supposed to meow at a kitty!

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jfigley 5

Monday 28 September 2020 23:21

I think all these comments are crazy, or I'm just a normal person. I would not tolerate that, act like an adult (if you are one) in public and stop acting like a child. Is it so wrong to want a lady in public but then have a freak in the bed???