Intimacy: Come on in

Come on in

By Toldyouso - 22/01/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

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Boddmon 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:04

Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door? You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.

uhohuscrewedup 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:17

why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi

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FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:57

Your girlfriend's room at her mom's house you mean. FAIL Bonus fail: Kenny G

BM13HC 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:21

YDI for listenong to K**** G

xlostwithoutu 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:32

fail

imchanel 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:24

ouch at least you tried?

lucifer69_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:18

even better! so mum came in, backwards cowgirled you, daughter came in, mum and daughter get into a punch up which turns into jelly wrestling etc etc but then the real question hits you... WHY THE **** WAS MUM AND GIRLFRIEND OUT OF THE KITCHEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!