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By ddeit - 19/08/2011 02:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 8:46

Hahahaha he's giving you a heads up on what to expect :)

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Congratulations on the engagement! And don't worry, a lot of people are still married and happy.

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ElegantlyLovelyy 6

Monday 22 August 2011 3:20

ow is this even qualified as a fml story...

pickles2b2 4

Monday 14 November 2011 21:43

My parents have been married for 22 years, and they are very happy. Anyways, congrats on your engagement!

TwistedShadow 7

Monday 4 March 2013 20:56

They Say there is Three Rings of marriage... The Engagement ring The Wedding ring and then the suffeRing

UmmOkThen 31

Tuesday 17 June 2014 4:05

I love the disallusioned.

Hamden824 23

Friday 18 March 2016 21:34

Don't listen to her, OP. She is probably one of those people who like drama and gets jealous easily. Good luck with your marriage!

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 26 July 2016 3:25

There are tons of happy married people, don't let him get to you.

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