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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the cinema. The lady at the reception gave me my ticket and wished me a good screening. My reply? "Thanks, you too." FML

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Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 November 2021 17:12

What a weird greeting! Were you at a theatre or a mammography clinic?

wysegirl 24

Wednesday 17 November 2021 11:18

I mean they are screening the people entering the movies.. just laugh it off.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 November 2021 17:12

What a weird greeting! Were you at a theatre or a mammography clinic?

wysegirl 24

Wednesday 17 November 2021 11:18

I mean they are screening the people entering the movies.. just laugh it off.

Ellimac21 14

Wednesday 17 November 2021 21:13

Don't overthink it. You probably are not the first one to say that and you won't be the last.

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