Work and Covid: Check these out, guys!

Check these out, guys!

By Anonymous - 17/01/2021 13:59

Today, instead of forwarding my male boss my Covid screening results, I sent him and the entire leadership team an email offer for testosterone boosters. FML

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mcsmee 7

Monday 18 January 2021 0:33

Are you implying that the entire leadership team needs that because they have no balls?

ghostinflames 13

Sunday 17 January 2021 16:19

take a bow

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ghostinflames 13

Sunday 17 January 2021 16:19

take a bow

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 17 January 2021 23:32

Were they interested..?🤔

mcsmee 7

Monday 18 January 2021 0:33

Are you implying that the entire leadership team needs that because they have no balls?

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