Kids, Shopping and Awkward: Chase me!

Chase me!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 January 2023 6:06

Plot twist: The son is a 48-year-old accountant.

cuz803 44

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He was helping you two build up some cardiovascular endurance. Better thank him for caring about your fitness.

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cuz803 44

Sunday 29 January 2023 2:13

He was helping you two build up some cardiovascular endurance. Better thank him for caring about your fitness.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 January 2023 6:06

Plot twist: The son is a 48-year-old accountant.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 30 January 2023 3:10

How old is your son? I'm assuming old enough to know better. I hope you punish him accordingly.

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