Work, School, Teenagers and Public freakouts: Chair club

Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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By AcademicAdvisor - 25/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Boston

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Sonotsuave 35

Monday 6 May 2019 15:03

Yup that about accurately describes the still maturing minds of Freshmen. Good luck until the end of the year 💕🥂

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 May 2019 15:34

That must have been one sexy chair!

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mssileas 25

Monday 6 May 2019 14:58

Well at least nobody shot anyone. Does this not count as a successful day in education in the US?

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 6 May 2019 15:03

Yup that about accurately describes the still maturing minds of Freshmen. Good luck until the end of the year 💕🥂

i_am_so_weird_123 10

Thursday 30 May 2019 6:40

Is that how it really is? I'm probably gonna be in deep shirt

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 May 2019 15:34

That must have been one sexy chair!

bubbat101 36

Monday 6 May 2019 15:50

Freshman in college? If not, I imagined this in my head all wrong...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 9 May 2019 5:46

Did you have the Iron Throne in there or something?

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 11 May 2019 10:26

I've got to see this chair.

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