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Caught short

By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:04

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

McButterpants 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:03

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

Comments

tamoomoo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:47

You should have used your sock. You can go without socks! Haha.

c_R_07 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:48

#40, there were no more paper towels left either

skiddyrow 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:49

#4, do you work for AIG? :-P

MrJentipede 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:49

wat

TacoTaco17 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:55

I think that the wording suggests the OP would pay $10 to wipe someone else's butt...

rawchelllll 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:56

The toilet seat liners work in cases of emergency but that whole thing sucks. Socks would work but I kinda find it nasty... I'd just drop it in the toilet with the rest ahaha. That is bad. Well, $10 bucks well spent at least. :D